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I am delighted to welcome you to my stop on the blog tour for the hilariously funny mystery ‘Who Killed the Mince Spy?’ and share a post written by Matthew Redford.

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Tenacious carrot, detective inspector Willie Wortell is back to reveal the deviously delicious mind behind the crime of the festive season in this hugely entertaining, and utterly unconventional, short story. 

When Mitchell the Mince Spy is horrifically murdered by being over baked in a fan oven, it falls to the Food Related Crime team to investigate this heinous act.

Why was Mitchell killed? Who is the mysterious man with a long white beard and why does he carry a syringe? Why is it that the death of a mince spy smells so good?  

Detective Inspector Willie Wortel, the best food sapiens police officer, once again leads his team into a series of crazy escapades. Supported by his able homo sapiens sergeant Dorothy Knox and his

less able fruit officers Oranges and Lemons, they encounter Snow White and the seven dwarf cabbages as well as having a run in with the food sapiens secret service, MI GasMark5.

With a thigh slap here, and a thigh slap there, the team know Christmas is coming as the upper classes are acting strangely – why else would there be lords a leaping, ladies dancing and maids a milking?

And if that wasn’t enough, the Government Minister for the Department of Fisheries, Agriculture and Rural Trade (DAFaRT) has only gone and given the turkeys a vote on whether they are for or against Christmas.   

Let the madness begin!

This short story by Matthew Redford follows his deliciously irreverent debut Addicted To Death (Clink Street Publishing, 2015).

You can buy a copy of Who Killed The Mince Spy here

About the Author:

Born in 1980, Matthew Redford grew up with his parents and elder brother on a council estate in Bermondsey, south-east London. He now lives in Longfield, Kent, takes masochistic pleasure in watching his favourite football team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, is a keen chess player and is planning future food related crime novels.  To counterbalance the quirkiness of his crime fiction Redford is an accountant. His unconventional debut crime thriller, Addicted to Death: A Food Related Crime Investigation was published by Clink Street Publishing last summer.

Website – http://www.matthewredford.com/

Twitter – https://twitter.com/matthew_redford


Guest Post:

It is a pleasure to be asked to write a guest blog for your site and I want to take the opportunity to introduce you to a section of community who are often overlooked and ignored when it comes to crime fiction. They have their own police division, who in fact, despite mishaps occurring during when investigating cases, actually have an excellent rate of solving crimes. This community are intelligent, diverse and frankly, decent upstanding members of the neighbourhood – in the main anyway.

Yes, of course, I am talking about food sapiens. Now before you wonder who on earth I am rambling on about, I am referring to genetically modified food sapiens which scientists discovered started to breathe independently, before developing the ability to think, speak and interact with homo sapiens. And when the Government realised that you could release food sapiens from captivity into the wider world and then charge them taxes, they jumped at the chance. So if you fancy reading some interesting legislation – and let’s be honest who wouldn’t – try looking up the Genetically Modified Food Sapiens Act 1955.

Now, back to the crime fiction world. The Food Related Crime team of the police force were busy working away solving crimes and yet nobody ever wrote up their cases. Which is why I decided to champion their cause.

Let’s look at the facts here. Little old ladies can point towards Miss Marple. Folk from Belgium can point towards Hercule Poirot in fact, they can even claim TinTin as one of their own if they put their minds to it. I want to pose a question. Would the crime fiction world have been as interested if the little old lady was actually Miss Marble Cake? Personally, I think not.

Now the Food Related Crime team is led by Detective Inspector Willie Wortel, carrot, and the most successful food sapiens police officer of his generation. He is supported by Dorothy Knox, his homo sapiens sergeant who seems to be the glue that holds the team together during their investigations, which are at best, haphazard. And then of course, there are Oranges and Lemons, the two fruit officers who are, well, being polite, a bit of a hindrance. But their hearts are in the right place and they seem to have a knack of coming good.

Wortel and Dorothy came together a few Christmases back when the psychopath Sammy the Shrimp was terrorising the community resulting in a number of people infected with a tricky case of the crabs. No, not that – get your minds out of the gutter people – infected crab meat. They tracked down Sammy the Shrimp only to see him try and escape on a child’s scooter using his powerful tail to build up speed. He was almost away when some black ice caused him to lose control and he was thrown from the scooter into the shop window of ‘Bamboo can do’ and he was fatally impaled.

Oranges and Lemons joined the team more recently when assisting Wortel and Dorothy in a case document in Addicted to Death: A Food Related Crime Investigation. This was their most challenging case to date and if you are interested then they would be thrilled (and I would be too!) if you visited Amazon and downloaded the drama.

If you wanted to learn more about food sapiens and the Food Related Crime team, please visit www.matthewredford.com


Don’t forget to check out the other stops on the blog tour for reviews, and more great posts by Matthew!

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